quotes of july

for two years now, i've been keeping a running list of things people say that i find funny. this year, it's mostly my sister. she says a lot of crazy things while playing video games!

kels and me on the way to Hollywood Studios

(watching NCIS) Gibbs: "Duckie can't be here. He had to take his mom to the hospital."
mom (to me): "when u gonna take me to the hospital? i want to hear you say, 'I have to take my mom to the hospital.'"

me: "link is weird"
Kels: "especially since he's a 9-year-old trapped in a 16-year-old's body. he doesn't know what these feelings are!"

"the sound of rushing water; the taste of sweet perfume. have u ever tasted perfume?" — Kels

"Talk about elevators. seriously, talk about them!" — Kels
 
 "I spy with my child-like eyes…" — Kels
 
 "'Sauté our soldiers'?!" (salute our soldiers) — Nicole
 
"if they have an animal…" (pet lol) — Luke

"don't hold a judge…" (grudge) — Mom

"You're not a gentlemen, you're an agressiveman!" — Kels